People have been coming from as far away as Woburn Sands and even Bletchley to see the holy toe-nails, so we are able to cash in facilitate the sense of awe by providing a host of devotionally-related objects.
Holly saplings, budded from the Husborne Holly, are available for a mere £19. When you consider that these are cuttings from a genuine relic of 1st century Beaker devotion, and a miracle to boot - you'll wonder which is the bigger miracle, the price or the tree.
Joseph toenails, displayed in perspex in a replica tea light holder (made from a genuine recycled tea light holder) - £7.49. Or, for the same in onyx, £15.49.
Doilies in the traditional "Glastonbury" pattern - £7 per 100.
"I've seen the Husborne Holly" t-shirts - £12.
Or come online at http://www.beakerprotectiveclothing.co.uk for all the latest Beaker workwear. It's not related to Joseph of Arimathea, but we hate to miss an opportunity.
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