Wednesday 15 April 2009

Pets Atone

Even worse news on the Community Pets front.  After Rubbles' passing, we laid his little body out to lay in state while the Beaker People passed in front.  Unfortunately Boudicca the cat saw an opportunity which it is true to say she seized with both paws.  And indeed both jaws.  
It would appear that Rubbles was still technically toxic waste, as now Boudicca has started skulking around the place looking shifty.  We think she may have taken on Rubble's burden of sin, and is in fact suffering from guilt.  The vet told us not to be so stupid, so we're dosing her with lemonbalm (to ease her conscience) and catnip (to cheer her up).  It's not easy, dealing with sin.

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