Monday 1 March 2010

Happy St David's Day!

Yes, a big Happy St David's Day to all the Welsh people out there. Only five of whom have ever actually read this blog... We have visitors to this blog from England, Scotland, the US, Canada and especially New Zealand and Australia. And even Fiji (though we know who he is). But as far as I am aware, just five from Wales (and none from North Wales) and they were probably looking up whether drinking alcohol interferes with the healing process after swine flu vaccination when it's a gibbon moon. Now, I've not been to Wales in a few years. So I'm not really an expert in the place. But does anyone still live there? Or does the National Assembly monitor the Internet in the same way as, say, Iran or China and only allow Celtic Christianity in? Or did we, before the site was demolished and re-opened as a Continental-style Cafe-Bar, manage to so offend the people of Wales that they never came back? Or does the Rift in Cardiff (cf Dr Who and Torchwood) prevent them even knowing we're here? I guess, as long as they boycott us, we'll never know.

1 comment :

  1. You see, being descended from Welsh people isn't the same as being in Wales. Especially in America, where everybody's "Celtic" origins are very important even when they're really 95% English or German descent in reality. And even more especially when Young Keith's Analytics Machine is working out where your IP address is coming from. It can identify your location, but it has a real problem analysing your DNA.
    Is your husband a saint? That's the important question.

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