Wednesday 3 November 2010

Mythical Creatures Service

After the relative lack of carnage of our Pets Service, a Mythical Creatures service does seek like the next logical step. I like to do something that puts us in touch with the people outside the community - makes us seem more human, like normal people are without trying. But a few words of preparation before today's celebration.

Firstly if you bring a Squonk, can you tie it up outside. We don't want to drown. And make sure you leave bowls of water. They need to rehydrate frequently.
Likewise, we can't allow Ents in the Moot House. It's not that we don't respect their right to exist. We are very pro-ent. Some of our best friends are ents. They just have a habit of accidentally smashing everywhere up.
And I hate to make this a list of "don'ts". But please, whoever brought a crying angel last year, can you either leave it at home or bring a matched pair facing each other.
But on the positive side, if anyone's got a smallish red dragon can they let Hnaef know? The boiler's on the blink again.

This being the Nativity of Adam Ant and Charles Bronson, today's dress code will be New Romantic or Dirty Dozen. But try not to confuse the two. We don't want to end up looking the Village People again.

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