I'd like to thank Hnaef for his defence of gnomes yesterday. And out of respect to his stout advocacy, today is hereby declared "Gnome Day".
Introit: Gnome on the Range
Confession (There is no elf in us)
Absolution (Go and sin gnome more)
Gradual: Gnome Woman Gnome Cry
Reading from St Morrisey: Heaven, gnomes, I'm miserable now
Offertory: The Laughing Gnome
Meditation: Gnome Man is an Island
Recessional: Gnome or Heroes Any more
Note that we are electing a new Moot. Please can we have any gnominations by gnometime on Sunday.
With thanks (if that is the right word) for a few of these to Gnome pun intended.
Gnome my fault
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Gnome sweet gnome
Gnome unto God!
Or "I've got a gnome in gloryland that outshines the sun?"
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