Tonight's roast

We were going to have a pork shoulder for supper tonight, but Mrs Hnaef has told me we're having nut roast. This is rarely a good sign, and I have no idea why she's indulging in behaviour which is usually indicative that she feels that I have transgressed in some way.

I have honestly no idea why, unless it's something to do with the film last night, which I must admit that I slept through, having had a few pints down the White Horse beforehand. I was planning to watch it tonight, but Mrs Hnaef, in a steely tone, announced that the DVD had "gone somewhere it could do some real good." I'm sure I heard a quiet cackle as I closed the door.

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