Thursday 24 February 2011

Excuses

A number of community members have been into the office today to apologise for their behaviour at the service, insisting that, like the Libyans (http://m.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/feb/24/libya-rebels-control-gaddafi-oilfields?cat=world&type=article) someone had spiked their Nescafé with hallucinogens. This is a ridiculous suggestion: Eileen won't allow anything but Fair-trade (sic) through the door. And as for the other suggestion: pure fantasy.

On a different note, I'm glad that Young Keith has removed those mushrooms he'd been air-drying in the kitchen. They were getting to be a Health & Safety hazard.
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1 comment :

  1. Not only that, but all the trouble was caused by the Grand Guinea Pig of Stewartby. He's always going round stirring people up to cause trouble. At least, I think he is. Frankly I can't understand a word he says - it's all squeaks, burps and burbles.

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