I hope he's got protection, or can scuttle pretty fast, because as soon as the Archdruid hears about this, she's going to put on her anti-rodent hobnailed boots.
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Wednesday 27 April 2011
A fight's coming
The Church Mouse has issued what appears to be a direct challenge to the Archdruid, suggesting that Easter's basically made up, and we should do as the French, Belgians and other Continentals do, and celebrate Pesach, instead. He rejects all talk of bunnies and eggs, and, implicitly therefore, of pebbles, tea-lights and, gasp, even beakers.
I hope he's got protection, or can scuttle pretty fast, because as soon as the Archdruid hears about this, she's going to put on her anti-rodent hobnailed boots.
I hope he's got protection, or can scuttle pretty fast, because as soon as the Archdruid hears about this, she's going to put on her anti-rodent hobnailed boots.
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It's a sophisticated lure to get the Arch Druid out of Husborne Crawley and into a Church.
ReplyDeleteOnce there, she will be set upon by 100 determined Anglicans and forcibly converted through liberal applications of port to Holy Communion and Communion Wine in particular.
Once converted, the Arch Druidic community will cease to exist and a Friary will be established of the 3rd Order Oblates of Saint Mouse.
Be warned. The plans are well advanced and I must not disclose my identity for fear of a similar fate.