Can snow cause hypothermia?
If Channel freezes, asylum seekers "could walk from France"
Kissing "major cause of glandular fever"
St Valentine "definitely a foreigner"
Living in Britain "terrifying" - Living Abroad "worse"
Do daffodils cause cancer?
Tuberculosis in illegal immigrants - the impact on house prices.
Notorious immigrants take over Abbey for Big Fat Greco-German wedding
Terminal diseases "inevitably fatal"
Pippa Middleton"s bottom "can cause heart palpitations in older men"
China builds rocket to beam illegal take-away workers in from space
Can meat cause cancer?
Dangerous Dogs - Britain's Shame
Vegetables "major cause of cancer" claims publicity-seeking scientist
Unemployed people "the major cause of unemploymenr" - Osborne
Can sunshine give you cancer?
Is the Islamic Republic of Abroad safe? "Stay at home" advice from a leading scare-monger.
Royal Wedding "lowered house prices"..
Girl in Wales on benefits has baby - Britain's Shame
Ed Miliband - "Dawkins should be next Archbishop"
Can pumpkins cause blocked bowels?
Civil Partnerships "lower house prices", claims straight man who has to keep suppressing those troubling fantasies.
Queen Mother "liked gin" - shocking revelations
Nick Clegg "causes lower house prices".
Can Christmas give you cancer?
Can faster-than light tachyons allow asylum seekers to claim they've been in Britain for generations?
Mistletoe - the hidden dangers
And Did Those Feet in Ancient Times "Jesus an Illegal Immigrant" - report by William Blake
Tinsel "strangulation alert"
"Salmonella - my Christmas Turkey Hell"
The Magi - how were they allowed into Judea? Herod's shocking border-control policies
"German woman" to lecture us on Christmas Day?
Brussells Sprouts - the Hidden Dangers
Can The Wizard of Oz cause Suicide?
Broken Egypt - how were a Jewish family with an illegitimate child allowed through the Sinai