Friday 24 August 2012

50 Words for Snow...

They say that the Eskimos have 50 words for snow. It's not true, of course. But here are some others that might be.

The Dutch have 50 words for "flat".

Charismatics have 50 words for "extrovert".

People from Wigan have 50 words for "pie filling".

Conservatives have 50 words for "scrounger".

The English have 50 words for "unlucky on penalties".

Greenbelters have 50 words for "rain".

Prince Harry has 50 ideas for "recreational activity".

Presbyterians have 50 words for "sitting quietly".

Students have 50 words for "sleep".

Arsene Wenger has 50 words for "myopia".

Domestic abusers have 50 shades of grey.

1 comment :

  1. Ouch! That last one was a mite sharp :-)
    Though having read http://t.co/V98gIDFK and http://t.co/JFLbEk1E, I believe you may be correct.

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