Thursday 22 November 2012

The Complementarian Man's Cookbook - Roast Beef

Recipe 2 - Traditional Sunday Dinner

4 hours' preparation time

Step 1 - Remind your wife it is Sunday, and it is her religious duty to cook you Sunday dinner.

Step 2 - Once the roast is in the oven and she has peeled all the vegetables, take your wife to Church.

Step 3 - Worship (approx 2-3 hours).

Step 4 - Come home from Church. Relax with a cup of tea and a copy of Men are from Mars Hill, Women are from Venus.

Step 5 - Eat your Sunday dinner.

3 comments :

  1. May become a Christian, if that's the way life is conducted...

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    1. It's not even conducted like that in Drayton's house.

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  2. Step 3 worship.... who is worshipping what? Someone thinks too much of his stomach!

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