Feast of Trenton Oldfield (2012)

Archdruid: And so, on this holiest day of the annual aquatic competition between 16 beefy blokes and two people with vertical challenges, we remember the great hero of recent challenges, Trenton Oldfield...

All: You're an attention-seeking muppet.

Archdruid: Trenton Oilfield.

All: You're an attention-seeking muppet.

Archdruid: Trenton Airfield.

All: You're an attention-seeking muppet.

Archdruid: Trenton Olified.

All: You're an attention-seeking muppet.

Archdruid: Trenton Oilseed.

All: You're an attention-seeking muppet.