Friday 8 May 2015

Offering My Resignation

It was a freak accident this afternoon. Burton Dasset tripped over the 8 foot high stone slab that I had picked up cheap this lunchtime, and has been diagnosed with a broken big toe.

I do take full responsibility for my negligence in this affair, and offer my resignation forthwith as Archdruid of Husborne Crawley.

I will now withdraw into the Retreat Yurt for a period of reflection.

2 comments :

  1. No, no, no. The point about official public apologies, is to make them about events far removed in time and space from the apologiser, and about which s/he can have no possible responsibility!

    Serve you right if the resignation was accepted!

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  2. Does the Daily Telegraph know? No one else appears to be aware of the stone's whereabouts.

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