Monday 9 October 2017

The LBC Phone-in for All Seasons

Welcome to LBC! The channel that used to employ Katie Hopkins until she turned out to be too ghastly even for us.

Now our lawyers tell us we can't be rude about black people, Muslims or gays. Even Nigel Farage has to stick to slurs and being slimy. But we really want to encourage hate against somebody. Obviously it can't be on grounds of religion, sexual orientation or race. But the good news is there's one group that's not protected in any way, and because they're not sitting in their cars in traffic all day they don't even listen to us!

So why not tune in to our phone-in this evening: "Cyclists. What a Shower of Gits."



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