Articles Of Faith

1. Anything that can be reasonably conjectured when it comes to the original Beaker Folk, and not disproved, can be assumed to be true and therefore a genuine Beaker tradition.
2. Anything we don't understand about previous generations was probably concerned with fertility rituals.  Any object we don't understand had symbolic meaning. Even if it could just have been a ritual back-scratcher.
3. There's no spiritual power in the universe greater than wishful thinking.
4. All contributions to the Community are strictly optional. But don't think that means you can get away without paying them.
5. Don't jump and down on Thin Places in steel toe-capped boots. They're liable to break.
6. If it feels good, it's probably fine.
7. Hi-viz is good for your physical safety and your eternal soul. We don't just wear it because the Archdruid bought a job-lot of personal protective equipment in her old job as a Health and Safety advisor.
8. Pebbles and tea lights are good.
9. Whenever referring to "Celtic" Christianity or the "Celtic" tradition, we will always put the word "Celtic" in inverted commas, to indicate that it is no such thing. We're still considering putting the word "tradition" in inverted commas also.
10. Never attempt astral projection without a safety belt and hard hat.
11. We support Liverpool. OK? We just do.
12. All religions contain at least grains of truth. But some religions are more profitable than others.